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Sunday, March 12, 2006

Do You Hate Forwards ?

This world is much better without them . I know i sound like a rude person, but its the fact people. Ofcourse with every email site offering 1 GB space, it doesnt really mind ya as far as the space is concerned, but god, all these forwards are sooooooo crazy at times.

Most of them are are friendship thing. Now look, the usual one's are like a plagiarised poem, with every line rhyming, and words often repeated, quite mediocre i know. i mean do u really need that to prove that u r someone's pal. and the really weird thing is that catch of these mails has stuff like u r my dearest most precious friend, now what i wanna know is, how can a person have 200 dearest and most precious pals,. going by the number of ppl a mail is being sent to.But thats not the last of it. In the end it says u need to send it to so and so many people or u r love life/gay life/married life/whatever might get ruined.

I mean PEOPLE!!!!! WAKE UP!!!! If people actually got dumped , divorced, heartbroken etc coz they didnt forward a lousy forwarded messge, man this world would be in ruins; wouldnt it? And yes ofcourse There are the pity mails. I agree that some of them are genuine, but 99.9% are just so full of crap.

Type 1: Hello ****** My name is ******, i am 7 years old. i lost my teddy. please pass this on to your friends, and for every forward i'll get a cent to buy a new one.

Type 2: Hello, while i was in IRAQ, my shop was blasted by bush, and now i am jobless, also the americans are mean. plz send this mail to 10000000 others so that i will receive 1 iraqi what's-their-currency-again? for every forward.

Type 3: I was driving, i was drunk, and i was horny. my gf got out of control, and started actin all dirty. i lost hold of the wheel.Now i just have one nose and 3.5 teeth left. plz send me some dollars.

This list is endless. you get the idea. why do people do this, why send forwards at all? Oh yes...then there are those so called "cute forwards", Ya know the ones with huge stuffed animals and babies showin ya the middle finger, that makes ya go like, "awwwwww cho chweet" and crap. People actually like to have their mailbox filled with crap like that. I mean if you really like stuffed stuff so much, why not log onto a similar website, or sit at the archies gallery all day. you can imagine why i wrote this post. i just received like 25 forwards in one day . these were my views. I know i too send forwards but not the types mentioned above.

Moral of the Story...
Sometimes, we wonder why friends keep forwarding jokes to us without writing a word, maybe this could explain: "When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch, guess what you do -- you forward jokes. When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep contact, you forward jokes. When you have something to say, but don't know what, and don't know how, you forward jokes."
And to let you know that: you are still remembered, you are still important, you are still loved, you are still cared for, guess what you get? A forwarded joke from me. So my friend, next time if you get a joke, don't think that I have sent you just a joke, but that I have thought of you today and wanted to send you a smile.


Blogger adarsh said...

great.. i guess last para is from a forwarded mail.. ;)

March 13, 2006 12:58 AM  
Blogger Gopi said...

Good one.

I believe that this post is completely written by you......

March 16, 2006 11:26 PM  
Blogger Kiran said...

Gopi@Y do u think other posts are written by others ?

March 16, 2006 11:55 PM  

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