Whats The Meaning Of Life !!!!

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Friday, February 11, 2005

If you find it very boring in the office, here are some tips:

1. Form a detective agency to find out who is quitting next.
2. Make blank calls to your Boss.
3. Count your fingers (and toes if you still get bored).
4. Rearrange the furniture, i.e. flick someone else's chair just toirritate him/her.
5. Send mails from ms-mail to your internet mail (and immediatelyGet to the internet and see who reaches first, you or your mail?) and readthem there, and note down the time they take to reach there. Then dovice versa............ !!
6. Watch other people changing their facial expressions whileworking and try changing your expressions also.
7. Try to stretch status meetings as longer as possible, just byasking silly doubts.
8. Have work breaks in between tea.
9. Have a two hour lunch; it's a big social occasion.
10. Read jokes and send jokes.
11. Revise last week's newspaper.1
2. Hold "How fast my computer boots" competitions.
13. Practice aiming the coffee cup into the dustbin.
14. Compile "How to waste your day"
15. Pick up phone and dial non existing nos.
16. Make faces at strangers in office.
17. Count maximum no of applications your computer can open at time.
18. For Win NT/95 users....Move things to Recycle bin and restorethem.. Then repeat this process.
19. Look at someone & try to imagine how(s) he might have lookedwhen(s) he was 5 years old.
20. Learn to whistle.
21. Make full use of the comfortable chair and table provided andtake a nap.
And if you are still bored-............ ............. read this blog again...

1 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

Just can't stop laughing LOL...
Nice ideas i was thinking to send them across the whole office :)

February 21, 2005 3:52 AM  

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