Facts of Business Lingos

* "Competitive Salary"--We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
* "Join Our Fast-Paced Team--"We have no time to train you.
* "Casual Work Atmosphere"--We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up.
* "Must be Deadline Oriented"--You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
* "Some Overtime Required"--Some time each night and some time each weekend.
* "Duties Will Vary"--Anyone in the office can boss you around.
* "Must Have an Eye For Detail"--We have no quality control.
* "Career-Minded"--Female applicants must be childless and remain that way.
* "Apply in Person"--If you're old, fat, or ugly, you'll be told the position has been filled.
* "No Phone Calls Please"--We've filled the job. Our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
* "Seeking Candidates With a Wide Variety of Experience"--You'll need it to replace the three people who just left.
* "Problem-Solving Skills a Must"--You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
* "Requires Team Leadership Skills"--You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.
* "Good Communication Skills"--Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want, and do it.
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